jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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spankmehardbarry:

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

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flatulenceontoast:

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memewhore:

gokuma:

autumnramble:

I want to die and be born again as a full hobbit.

I think hobbit metabolism work differently than human…

It’s nice to know there are actual names for all these meals I’ve been eating…

(Source: dailystir, via salazmander)

ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

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bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

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